How to Flirt in Denmark with 30 Danish Pick-Up Lines

As an American married to a Dane, I have to say that I made it past the point of using pick-up lines or “scorereplikker” in my multi-cultural relationship. I, for one, am glad! In Denmark, both girls and guys use pick-up lines to attract a potential date, so that means I might have had to learn them if I lived as a single woman in Denmark. Still, Danish pick-up lines are just as corny to a Dane as they are to an American, so I think it might have actually been fun learning how to flirt in Denmark, especially with these 30 Danish Pick-up Lines!

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Because I managed to snag myself a Dane, I would love to help other foreigners do the same. Who knows; maybe, I might even help a few Danes along the way reach their path to love!
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Direct as a Dane

Danish people are quite well-known for being direct, which means that they would just use pick-up lines to make a joke instead of actually attracting a love-interest. You might be more likely to hear an honest compliment of your hair or your look from a Dane than something as cliché as a pick-up line, but then again, you never know.

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Danish Sense of Humor

Also, there is this odd, mystical thing called “the Danish sense of humor” that you are bound to come into contact with when approaching a Danish stranger at a bar. The combination of insult and direct observation or even a dirty, Danish pick-up line might stun you enough to leave you wide-eyed and speechless, but don’t worry. That is how they test you.

How to Flirt in Denmark

The art of learning how to flirt in Denmark is as much in the defense as it is in the offense. You need to prepare yourself for an uncomfortable situation as if you were preparing for battle: mental safety pads in check with all stealth moves practiced and perfected. The key to handling any unwanted, corny or rude comment from any potential, Danish love interest is to be ready with a quick comeback. It is the only hope of survival.

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Yes…you also heard me correctly. These “Danes” may, in fact, be a potential love interest to you later on, which might sound odd. Why would you want to give any time to someone who is rude or makes you feel uncomfortable? The hard truth is that Danish winters can be cold without someone to warm you up…if you know what I mean. Also, once you get through the awkward personality, you would find that Danes are actually quite nice people who would make terrific, life-long partners. I should know; I married one!

How to Pick Up Guys or Girls in Denmark

One such stealth move you can perfect in order to be successful at dating in Denmark would be learning the master craft of Danish pick-up lines. These can be used to attack an unexpecting guy or gal who might be giving you that slight, sideways smile and eye-contact avoidance the Scandinavians are known for.
Here are 30 Danish Pick-Up Lines that will help you on your way to breaking the ice with a Dane…in Denmark.

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30 Danish Pick-Up Lines / Scorerplikker (with English translations)

Before you read this list, you should know that these are all to be said in fun. Most people don’t use pick up lines to get the guy or girl unless they are Joey from Friends. There are a lot of uptight people out there who think that foreigners should be warned about this list beforehand. For that reason only should I tell you that these are meant for a joke! (Considering those people don’t know how to take one….LOL)

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1. Er du et mål for jeg vil gerne score dig. / Are you a goal, because I would like to score you?

2. Av! Mit knæ jeg slog mig da jeg faldt for dig. / Ouch! I hit my knee when I fell for you!

3. Dit navn må være google, for du har alt det jeg har søgt efter. /You name must be google because you are all I have searched for.

4. Er du et hegn? For jeg kan ikke kommer over dig. / Are you a hedge because I cannot come over you?

5. Gjorde det ondt da du faldt fra himlen? / Did it hurt when you fell for heaven?

6. Jeg har mistet min bamse, så må jeg låne dig at holde om i nat? / I lost my teddy bear, so may I borrow you to hold at night?

7. Hvis jeg var en and og du var vand så ville jeg aldrig gå i land. / If I were a duck and you were water, I would never go on land.

8. Jeg har mistet min telefon nummer. Må jeg låne dit? / I lost my telephone number. Can I borrow yours?

9. Har du lige spist chili eller er du altid så hot? / Did you just eat a chili pepper or are you always so hot?

10. Har du en lommelygte i bukserne, eller er du bare glad for at se mig? / Do you have a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

11. Dit tøj ville se godt ud på mit gulv. / Your clothes would look good on my floor.

12. Bor du her i nærheden? / Do you live nearby?

13. Kommer du her tit? / Do you come here often?

14. Har du et plaster, jeg slog mit knæ da jeg faldt for dig? / Do you have a bandage? I hit my knee when I fell for you?

15. Hej, jeg er en tyv og jeg er her får at stjæle dit hjerte. / Hi! I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.

16. Må jeg låne dit efter navn. Kan ikke finde mit! / May I borrow your last name? I can’t find mine.

17. Jeg elsker dig højere end til månen. / I love you higher than the moon.

18. Dine læber er perfekte men de er sikkert mer perfekt på mine! / Your lips are perfect but they are definitely more perfect on mine.

19. Kan jeg tage et billede af dig, så jeg kan fortælle julemanden hvad jeg ønsker mig til jul! / Can I take a picture of you, so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas?

20. Er det mig eller er har varmt her inde? / Is it me or is it hot in here?

    

21. Tror du på kærlighed hved første blik eller skal jeg gå forbi igen? / Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

22. Hvorfor er du ikke i kurven? På grund af du er en snack. / Why are you not in the shopping basket because you are a snack?

23. Har du en magnet i lommen, for jeg føler mig tiltrukket til dig? / Do you have a magnet in your pocket because I am attracted to you?

24. Har du et kort fordi jeg forsvinder i dine øjne? / Do you have a map because i am lost in your eyes?

25. Er du wifi? For der en god connection. / Are you WiFi because there is a good connection?

26. Himlen græd da du blev født for den havde lige mistet sin smukkeste stjerne. / Heaven cried when you were born because it had lost its most beautiful stars.

27. Banke banke på. – Hvem der? – Nutella – Nutella hvem? – Nutella jeg til tre og så vi kærester./ Knock, knock! – Who’s there?- Nutella.- Nutella, who?-Now, I’ll count to 3 and then we’re dating. (“Nutella” sounds like “nu taler jeg”, which means, “now I’ll count”.)

28. Du er så sød at jeg har glemt min scorereplik. / You are so sweet that I have forgotten my pick-up line.

29. Er du en lysestage, fordit jeg vil putte mit stearinlys i dig. / Are you a candlestick because I want to put my candle in you?

30. Var din far alien for der er ingen som dig på jorden? / Was your dad an alien because you are not from this planet?

Conclusion

I hope you enjoyed these 30 pick-up lines in Danish! These may get you noticed, but the real test of making a connection is going to be all on you! Good luck, and I hope you find love…or at least a date! 😉

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